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According to the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health,

stress related disorders are becoming the most common reasons for employee absenteeism and are costing American corporations between $20-30 Billion annually.

 

Would you believe that something as simple as having a corporate fitness program can increase your bottom line?

A recent Harvard study found that medical costs could be decreased by $3.27 for every $1 spent on work site wellness and prevention and that absenteeism costs can potentially be decreased by $2.73 for every dollar spent.

This means that if you spend $10,000 on your work site wellness program you will save $60,000 a year in medical costs and absenteeism costs.

It has been demonstrated that 58% of employees who take part in a work site wellness program report that these programs result in increased productivity and employee satisfaction!

James can design and help carry out a corporate fitness class to suit the needs of your team members.

The ability to tailor the program to meet the needs of all fitness levels of all participants means that your team can become more capable of growing and working together.

 

  • Bodyweight Training
  • Resistance Bands
  • Indian Clubs
  • Battlin’ Ropes
  • Kettlebells
  • Kickboxing and Boxing
  • Martial Arts

 

As an expert in the use of these tools for fitness and health, James will deliver a program that is designed to keep your team happy, healthy, and fit.

Upon your contacting James for either a speaking engagement or a corporate wellness program he will schedule a complimentary call to discuss what you are looking for and how he can best meet your needs.

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Zombies Don’t Lift bro

This was one of my favorite posts from my old blog, and since I am porting the old site to this new space, here you are, an old missive from when I had more time to sit and write.

 

dig it

 

Zombies don’t lift, they most certainly don’t lift heavy, and they absolutely do not sprint,

 

a viral or fungal outbreak may cause people to be so primally gobsmaked that they are willing to chase you down and chew on you, tearing you limb from limb ala 28 Days Later,

but Zeds?

Zeds shuffle, crawl, climb, and live on a high protein, high fat diet, and in Florida, on bath salts

 

seriously

Zeds eat human flesh and brains

mmmmmm, tasty tasty brains…….

The human brain is somewhere around 70% fat

Flesh is well, a lot of protein on some, a lot of protein and fat on others, and on still others, an assload of fat….

 

Zeds aren’t Paleo, or Keto, or Ornish, or Zone, or South Beach

they are Zeds

Zeds are like the Honey Badger,

they don’t give a shit

(I found this pic, and loved it, go there, buy that shirt, buy me one too)

 

 

but they don’t lift,

they don’t train for being a Zed

 

they had the misfortune of being dusted with some radioactive or Bio-Weapon Govt. funk, or got bitten, or struck by solar flares, or alien space rays, or whatever, and now your dear Uncle Chet wants to make you his cheat meal,

Zeds are making the best with the cards they were dealt

 (pic found here)

 

and here we come to the crux of my missive

 

everyone is all

 

“Face shoot that flesh eating man-monkey and roll tide on the Zed apocalypse!!”

 

 

there my friend

 

is where you have spent too many evenings watching movies

 

A.you will run out of ammo before you run out of Zeds

 

B.there are a lot more people in any given metro area than the number of cartridges for whatever caliber firearm you decide to face the Zed hordes with

 

that is just math

 

also

 

that firearm is going to get really heavy really fast

 

it is going to get dirty and jam, misfire, fail to feed, stove pipe or run out of ammunition

 

shooting on the run is a trick

 

being accurate on the run is even more a trick

 

being able to place fire down range on the Zeds, while maintaining 360 degree situational awareness and not running smack into another crowd of Zeds while simultaneously navigating the wreckage and mayhem that a Zed outbreak would wreak on any urban or rural setting ?

 

seriously?

 

if you were in that Zed movie, do you really think you would be the star?

 

or would you be like the third to last to die eaten by Zed biker twins?

 

So

 

You need to be in at least “good” physical condition, if not a lean, power house of Zombie Fighting muscle and sinew

 

you need:

 

Strength

Power

Speed

Endurance

Mobility

Superior Vision

 

These are the Physical requirements

 

You also need some mental and skill requirements met

 

Situational awareness

 

Familiarity with your surroundings and terrain and the ability to navigate them

 

The ability to manipulate a weapon or firearm is nice, however may not be the highest priority

 

The ability to find, purify and store/transport water

 

The ability to find, prepare, store and transport food

 

its seems being a good Zed hunter would employ much the same skills and abilities that being a good human would….

odd that

 

 

this all being said

I am going to give you some advice in the that will help with some of the above requirements

 

 

First Don’t Be a Zed Snack Tip:

 

Get rid of your gut

 

Seriously, make yourself lighter and leaner and you will be able to do all of the things that will help you get away from, avoid, and otherwise not wind up a Zed snack easier.

 

If you have a lean, muscular body, your abilities to run, jump, climb, push, pull, squat, lunge, hinge, twist, crawl and throw will all be enhanced.

 

To that end

 

Strong people can build barricades, drag carcasses of whatever game animal they took down, whatever food you foraged, haul water, carry your partners and loved ones to safety, and show off rippling sweaty muscles while they battle the Zeds

 

Strong people also tend to be healthier, so you will immediately get kicked up on the scale of who gets to repopulate after the Zeds are all sorted out and not have to be a drain on the medical resources of your group

 

Strong people also are viewed as being more attractive, and more attractive people get paid better, get better parking spots, they get the dates, and are picked last as the ones to die in Zombie apocalypse movies, get strong

 

 

How do I get strong? you ask,

 

Lift heavy things

 

do so in as many ranges of motion and body positions as possible

 

If one of your goals happens to be fat-loss, then lift fast

 

see above

 

Arguably, being strong for long periods of time (strength endurance) is an even more valuable skill,

who gives a shit if you can lift a car, once

nah

we need Zed fighters that can repeat the tasks required of them on the front lines against the flesh eating hordes,

we need people who can hack and slash with a machete for hours on end, swing crowbars and sledgehammers crushing Zed skulls until all the Zeds are dead-er

 

we need people that can be strong all day and all night,

not shoot their wad and pass out from the effort (incidentally, strong, healthy people have better sex drives)

 

sleepy people make tasty Zed snacks, and weak people are easy fodder as well

 

so,

get fucking stronger

 

If you don’t know how or what to lift, email me  and I will help you out by sending you a quick and dirty guide to body weight training and an easy eating plan that will get you fit fast, drop some fat, and make your life better. You will be helping me by testing out my own system of developing a rockstar body on a budget.

 

 

if you have 0 gear or facilities available ( who is going to keep paying for their membership to Mega-lo Fitness when the Zed apocalypse comes, seriously)

then bodyweight is going to be your gig

 

 

Sprint!

seriously, run forward, backward, side to side, serpentine, over even and uneven terrain, up hills, down hills,

sprint!

 

Zeds can’t run, so if you can,

you only have to outrun them and your out of shape “friend” that you shot in the leg with a small caliber handgun

 

You’ll tell their story later, and it will be epic, make them look like a total action hero who took on the Zeds with style, a cigar, a headband, and yelling things like “get some” and “c’mon you fuckers is that all you got?”

 

Besides, nothing imposes the kind of loads that sprinting does, full body, dynamic loads, stretch and contraction, from the ground up, transferring incredible amounts of power and energy through the whole frame

 

and as my mate Frankie Faires pointed out, it moves the viscera in a way that few other things do

 

Sprinting also lends itself to having the kind of rock star body composition that will make you one of the better choices for mating material when it comes time to repopulate the planet, you know, after the Zeds are dead-er.

 

 

Learn the layout of your city/neighborhood/county/state

Know at least 3 ways to get to and from your usual destinations, practice taking random turns and navigating back to your destination ( I personally like the 3×5 method for this, 3 turns, 5 minutes travel, navigate from that new starting point)

Practice commentary driving/walking

if you don’t know what this is, ping me, Ill clue you in

 

get some familiarity with firearms, impact weapons, and edged weapons (seriously, a crowbar and a machete never need gas or reloading)

even if you feel that interpersonal human conflict is icky and it makes you feel not warm-fuzzy,

it doesn’t sparkle for you, I get it,

Zed’s don’t care about your feelings,

and frankly neither do asocial criminals that will count on you being anti violence and not willing to fight for anything, much less your personal safety or that of others, so,

Zeds and bad guys that want your resources or your physical person for whatever nefarious deeds they are inclined to carry out

(ever see the movie hostel? yeah, that, not the beginning of the movie, more the end, on a side note, if you are in a foreign country known for human rights violations and human trafficking, and some super hot girl at a bar wants to have an orgy with you, maybe you should consider not doing that, just putting that out there, also, Hostel was one of the worst movies I have ever seen, torture porn is sick shit, if you thought that movie was awesome, you should seek professional help and stay far away from me)

 

 

Learn how to read people, how to recognize the signs that bad things are about to happen and boogie using some of the navigation skills you were rocking

for instance

 

naked guy with bath salt foam around mouth?

likely a zed

boogie

 

see someone noshing on his roomies brains over an espresso?

likely a zed

boogie

 

someone walking down the street happily gnawing on a severed hand?

odds are super high, likely a Zed

boogie

 

there are tons of other clues, fist pumping, hands disappearing, blading of the body, pairs splitting to cut off your avenues of escape, presence of a weapon, verbal clues like “I want to eat your brains”

 

like I said, ping me, we can set up a session and I can give you a down and dirty on spotting the warning signs and give you some resources to investigate that will give you very valuable tools

 

 

So, there

you have some simple tips on how to not be a Zed snack

 

as always

be awesome

Get Strong

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Welcome to 5 Rings Systems, LLC

This is the new web home for 5 Rings Systems, LLC

Here you will find ways to connect with us, train with us, and learn with us as we progress.

Martial:

Fist- Lee Jun Fan Gung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, Panantukan, Pagamut, Sikaran, Muay Thai, Muay Boran, Dumog, Silat, Savate, Boxing, Grappling Arts, Wrestling

Stick-Inosanto Blend Kali and Escrima, Pugilism, Expandable Baton, Impact Weapons

Knife-Inosanto Blend Escrima, Arnis, Espada y Daga, Single/Double Dagger, Kerambit, Pekiti Tirsia Intl. Training Tactics and Methods, Edged weapons survival, Offensive use for Law Enforcement and Military Personel

Gun-NRA Basic Pistol, Personal Protection in the Home, Close Quarters tactics drawn from Filipino Martial Arts,

Restorative:

Functional Movement Systems

Z-Health Performance Solutions

Restorative Breathing Method Coaching

Fat Loss

Strength and Conditioning

Endurance for sport and life

Physical Culture as a means of self development and personal improvement.

Joint Mobility for health, longevity, and performance

Body Weight Calisthenics and Gymnastics

Suspension Training

Inversion

Kettlebells

Indian Clubs

Velocity Training with ropes and chains

Barbells and dumb-bells

 

Stay tuned for updates as this site gets fleshed out.

 


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